Ahoy! Sailors & Mermaids is the online thing for Jonas Strandell – a Swedish designer, and olympic level potty mouth, fuelled by rage and bacon.

Selected Work

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

I’ve have also done work for

Ben Sherman


I help make beautiful and useful products with the emphasis on a good user experience. My primary focus is websites and I design with both pixels and words. I do this with a boundless curiosity for any media I don’t fully understand or master.

You should get to know me better.

Get in touch

You can find me elsewhere on the web, so get your best stalking kit out. Or just say hello, which is preferred to anything creepy to be honest. A quick note: Don’t ask me to increase the size of your logo. It’s not an extension of your penis.

Design and content © 2009–2019 Jonas Strandell