Privacy Policy

Or: How we barely use your data and feel weird about it

Hello! Welcome to Sailors & Mermaids. This is a privacy policy. You know, one of those things no one reads until something goes terribly wrong.

Now, we’re legally required to have this here, but as the only person working here let me assure you, I have neither the technical skills nor the moral fortitude to misuse your data.

Hello! Welcome to Sailors & Mermaids. This is a privacy policy. You know, one of those things no one reads until something goes terribly wrong.

Now, we’re legally required to have this here, but as the only person working here let me assure you, I have neither the technical skills nor the moral fortitude to misuse your data.

Hello! Welcome to Sailors & Mermaids. This is a privacy policy. You know, one of those things no one reads until something goes terribly wrong.

Now, we’re legally required to have this here, but as the only person working here let me assure you, I have neither the technical skills nor the moral fortitude to misuse your data.

What data we collect

You might be wondering, “Hey, what kind of creepy information are you gathering on me?” And to that, I say:

Newsletter: If you sign up for our newsletter, we only ask for your name and email address. We use Kit (formerly ConvertKit), a trusted newsletter platform known for respecting user privacy. No creepiness, promise.
Website Hosting: Our website lives on Framer.com, which collects basic information like your country and how you arrived at our website (for example, from another website or social media).

What we don’t collect

We don’t track your behavior on our site. Click away freely!
We don’t collect or even see your IP address, no personally identifiable data at all.

Sharing your data

We'll never, ever share your data with anyone. Seriously, never.

Keeping your data safe

Your data is securely handled by our reliable partners, Framer and Kit.

Questions or concerns?

While I’m not a lawyer this is what I know: If you’re in the EU, the GDPR gives you rights to:

Know: You can ask what data I have on you.
Delete: If you want me to erase your info, just tell me, and I’ll do it.
Complain: If you think I’ve mishandled your data, you can report me to actual authorities. Please don’t.

If you have any questions or requests about your data, drop us a line at hello@sailorsandmermaids.com. We’d be happy to help.

Policy updates

If I ever change my mind on world domination, know this: This policy might change in the future, and we will update this page if it does. We will not send an email about it because everyone except maybe compliance people hate getting emails like that.

Last Updated:

March 28, 2025

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